“IF Da VINCI MADE A FILM, THIS WOULDN’T BE IT.” Combining the cheesiest parts of 9 epic “Sword and Sandal” movies (including “Hercules”, “Hercules Unchained, and “Last Days of Pompeii”), Hercules Recycled 2.0 is an insane, redubbed hybrid comedy/adventure set in a future where the power’s run out and the world has collapsed into primal chaos. Throw in two geeky teenagers in togas, a multi-eyed monster, a space puppet, the kitchen sink (literally), and over 150 CGI effects and you’ve got a movie that took over 40 years to make after only 30 seconds of rational thought.